Evil TomKat Baby Theory

Juicy Mama (a.k.a Mother Swarts) had a good explanation for the birth of the TomKat Baby...she agrees with me that Tom did not father this child...she believes that they have kept L. Ron Hubbard's sperm stored in the Scientology Center Vaults and one by one, the Scientology women and being impregnated with his sperm and little L. Ron and Ronette's are being born every nine months until there is an entire Scientology army to go along with their already established navy (their Sea Org) ... you have been warned!! Teegeeack (their word for Earth) is under attack! All will worship Xenu!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu