CrapSaidByMyDad

Inspired by Justin and "shitmydadsays" (http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays) - because I think his dad looks like my dad and says things that my dad might say - although with less cursing (sometimes)!:

"I'm like a fat dog lying on a porch licking his nuts" (received via text messaage regarding the Twins AND the Vikings on a roll)