Senior Database Analyst

That's me. Everyone always asks me what I do. This is my job description according to some IT/HRIT website:

The Database Analyst’s role is to direct, evaluate, review, and manage database resources and services across the organization while ensuring high levels of data quality. This individual is also responsible for developing, implementing, and overseeing database policies and procedures to ensure the integrity and availability of databases and their accompanying software. Where required, the Database Analyst will design, install, monitor, maintain, and performance tune production databases.

Now you get it! That's...what I do..(no, not make change, a la the Change Bank!)