Thursday, August 20, 2009

George W. Bush = Siberian Gnome

I cracked Veronica up with this theory so I thought I'd share it here and see what you all out there think - look at this from my Gnomes book and tell me they don't have the same beady eyes?



"The Siberian gnome has been the most affected by crossbreeding. He is centimeters larger than the European type and associates freely with trolls. In certain regions there is not a single gnome to be trusted. The Siberian gnome takes revenge for even the slightest offense by killing cattle, causing bad harvests, droughts, abnormally cold weather, and so forth.

The less said about him, the better."


- from "Gnomes" by Wil Huygen, one of my most beloved books

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