The Alice In Wonderland Conversation of the Day

Boss (Cheshire Cat): We need to meet later to figure out where we are.

Me (Alice): I don't think we are anywhere.

Boss (Cheshire Cat): That's why we need to meet.

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”