Funny Train Moment

So I'm on my way to work and I'm holding onto one of the poles by the door and there's a guy standing next to me, intently reading his book, but not holding on. At Grand Central, I spy him out of the corner of my eye reaching out with one hand - totally not looking - eyes completely on his book, and before I can move, he grabs my head, hard. I pull away in dismay and he smiles and starts to chuckle:

"I guess I thought your head was the pole"

I get that a lot actually.

My round, big head is very pole-like.

Get out of your personal bubble, people! Pay attention! Don't grab my head and get your fingers stuck in my hair! I don't know where that hand has been!!

Jeez!